If I were...

taken from: lijahlover 

If I were a month I would be: May

If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday

If I were a time of day I would be: Evening

If I were a planet I would be: Neptune

If I were a sea animal I would be: Sea Horse

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A Sofa

If I were a sin I would be: Lust

If I were a historical figure I would be: Julius Caesar

If I were a liquid I would be: Sprite

If I were a tree I would be: Pine

If I were a flower/plant I would be: Lily

If I were a kind of weather I would be: Hurricane

If I were a musical instrument I would be: Violin

If I were an animal I would be: A Koala

If I were a color I would be: Green

If I were a vegetable I would be: Corn (definitely on the cob)

If I were a sound I would be: The sound of climaxing

If I were an element I would be: Cobolt

If I were a car I would be: Limo

If I were a song I would be: True Colors

If I were a movie I would be directed by: Steven Spielberg

If I were a book I would be written by: Stephen King

If I were a food I would be: Man and cheese

If I were a place I would be: New York

If I were a material I would be: Cotton

If I were a taste I would be: Sweet

If I were a scent I would be: Cinnamon

If I were a word I would be: Love

If I were an object I would be: Radio

If I were a body part I would be: Eyes

If I were a facial expression I would be: Grin

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Genie from Aladdin

If I were a shape I would be a: Octagon

If I were a number I would be: 5

Get Well Soon Brian Kinney! Yes I do free sponge baths.

Get Well Soon! Yes I love him! (He just doesn't know it.) :(

Gale Harold was in critical condition yesterday after the “Desperate Housewives” actor crashed his motorcycle the day before, a hospital spokeswoman said. Harold was awaiting further tests at USC Medical Center, Adelaida De La Cerda said. She gave no further details on his injuries. Publicist Nancy Seltzer said yesterday that Harold fractured his shoulder, and “Housewives” creator and executive producer Marc Cherry said he apparently has swelling on the brain but is expected to recover over the next two weeks.-Boston Herald 10/16

I'm a normal and picky where it counts...Lies!

taken from hppyflwr 

You Are 55% Normal

While some of your behavior is quite normal...

Other things you do are downright strange

You've got a little of your freak going on

But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

You Are Picky When it Counts

Like most sane women, you want a great guy who will treat you well.

But you're also willing to put up with a few flaws in your Mr. Right

You should congratulate yourself on having a realistic approach to dating.

You probably have quite a few great guys you can date!

I love this woman!

Taken from lijahlover 

Your result for Are You a Jackie or a Marilyn? Or Someone Else? Mad Men-era Female Icon Quiz...

You Are a Bette!

You are a Bette -- "I must be strong"

Bettes are direct, self-reliant, self-confident, and protective.


How to Get Along with Me

  • * Stand up for yourself... and me.
  • * Be confident, strong, and direct.
  • * Don't gossip about me or betray my trust.
  • * Be vulnerable and share your feelings. See and acknowledge my tender, vulnerable side.
  • * Give me space to be alone.
  • * Acknowledge the contributions I make, but don't flatter me.
  • * I often speak in an assertive way. Don't automatically assume it's a personal attack.
  • * When I scream, curse, and stomp around, try to remember that's just the way I am.



What I Like About Being a Bette

  • * being independent and self-reliant
  • * being able to take charge and meet challenges head on
  • * being courageous, straightforward, and honest
  • * getting all the enjoyment I can out of life
  • * supporting, empowering, and protecting those close to me
  • * upholding just causes



What's Hard About Being a Bette

  • * overwhelming people with my bluntness; scaring them away when I don't intend to
  • * being restless and impatient with others' incompetence
  • * sticking my neck out for people and receiving no appreciation for it
  • * never forgetting injuries or injustices
  • * putting too much pressure on myself
  • * getting high blood pressure when people don't obey the rules or when things don't go right



Bettes as Children Often

  • * are independent; have an inner strength and a fighting spirit
  • * are sometimes loners
  • * seize control so they won't be controlled
  • * figure out others' weaknesses
  • * attack verbally or physically when provoked
  • * take charge in the family because they perceive themselves as the strongest, or grow up in difficult or abusive surroundings



Bettes as Parents

  • * are often loyal, caring, involved, and devoted
  • * are sometimes overprotective
  • * can be demanding, controlling, and rigid


Take Are You a Jackie or a Marilyn? Or Someone Else? Mad Men-era Female Icon Quiz at HelloQuizzy